morris cat 

The complete man. His last name is Morris so we call him Morris the Cat. Morris Cat was originally a tv icon for nine lives cat food. Now he is a living legend in our town. He even has an epic story written about him by Ben.

They call me General Morris Cat I make it my business to meow.

morris cat by Bobathy Bohemian March 26, 2008

morriscastle 

Fun, Class. It's the place to be
Paul

Sam
Sean
Conor
Faolan

I love Morriscastle

Me:Have you seen that new sci-fi movie that just came out with Timothee Chalamet and Zendaya
Victim:Yes it was a very interesting and riveting film about love

Me:Oh cool. What is the name of the movie
Victim:Oh it's called Dune
Me:I was Dune your mom last night

Victim:'proceeds to cry tears of sadness as he remembers his fond memories of his friends and family in morriscastle'

morriscastle by Bellbottoms4redtops June 22, 2022

morriscastle 

A sandy beach in County Wexford, Ireland

Person:Where were you last week?
Sam:None of your fucking business

Person:Cool, I went to morriscastle, it's a sandy beach in County Wexford, Ireland
Sam:*Proceeds to walk away whilst reading a book and thinking about records*

morriscastle by Bellbottoms4redtops June 22, 2022

morriscastle 

A burial site for lost artefacts

Person:Hey, did you hear about morriscastle

Sean:Yeah, it's a burial site for lost artefacts
Person:Yeah, they found a toy buried in the sand full of drawings of naked men

Sean:Bitchin

morriscastle by Bellbottoms4redtops June 22, 2022

Morriscastle 

To cross the road without looking both ways

Victim:Did you hear about Faolan, he Morriscastled and got run over by a truck

Paul:Oh no way, he was a dear friend of mine, anyway do you like parodies?
Victim:Yeah sure, I suppose
Paul:Would you like a pair of 'Deez Nuts' in yo mouth son
Victim: Proceeds to take a long walk on the beach, he watches the waves crash down on top of each other and stops for a minute and thinks , wow Lad BROOOKEE

Morriscastle by Bellbottoms4redtops June 22, 2022