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you know when you have been farting all night in your sleep and you wake up and your room smells like shit,well its called morning methane.open the window you filthmonger.
for fucks sake tom this room fucking stinks what the fuck have you been eating ?

sorry love its only morning methane ,take a deep breath and get rid of it for me .
by Adam the definer ! June 22, 2015
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