Moore Haven 

A teeny little town on the west side of Lake Okeechobee in Glades County in Florida. Every year it hosts Chalo Nitka which consists of a rodeo, fair, parade, kids' day, and...stuff.

I'd have to say a lot of the people there have that small town mentality and whenever I go to the slim pickings grocery store there's always somebody to scare me/gross me out. If you need to go to a Wal-Mart you have to drive to Clewiston for one.

A.K.A Hooterville by those who are speaking condescendingly of it.

a threat: "I'm gonna ship you down to Moore Haven to live w/ your father!"

Moore Haven by myponyhasamohawk August 14, 2008

moore haven 

moore haven is a small town about 15 mins away from clewiston. smaller than clewiston. its sad. very sad. theres nothing to do there but go to the river and possibly drive into clewiston every once in a while.

moore haven is so small. there is nothing to do here. lets move!!

moore haven by this is me :] October 9, 2008

I have more than enough to eat at home 

A typical denial when caught munching the muff on the other side of the fence

Reporter: "Did you offer to perform cunnilingus on a female staffer?"
Rob Ford: “I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home"

I have more than enough to eat at home by asupercilious January 22, 2014

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

I gotta have more cowbell 

A facebook user group whose purpose is the encouragement of facebook content and humor revolving around the satirical cowbell metaphor made popular in a Saturday Night Live skit. The SNL classic mocks Blue Oyster Cult members (played by Will Farrell, Chris Kattan, Horatio Sands and Jimmy Fallon) in the recording studio where they are laying down "Don't Fear The Reaper" with record producer, Bruce Dickenson (played by guest host, Christopher Walken) who advises the fellas that they are going to want that cowbell in their sound and the track could use a little more cowbell to an already "cowbell prevalent" song.

A (subliminal) tool used to politely suggest to your long lost pal to add some content to their facebook profile.

The classic request for more facebook content.

A facebook classic.

Glad to see you on facebook, here is a link to my favorite user group.

This group was made for you.

About your profile, I gotta have more cowbell!

I gotta have more cowbell by mortgagecommitments March 29, 2010

You have more loose screws than ikea furniture

A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed

You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.

You have more loose screws than ikea furniture by Cloyde December 8, 2017

Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a special mushroom burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger, you should try it!"

Blondes Have More Fun-gus Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018