money skank 

Someone, namely a skank, who doesn't like to spend money, especially even when they have. Normally associated with un-stylish people who don't spend money on clothes.

ME: hey, abbie, do you want to go to the mall with alyssa?
ABBIE: nah, she's a money skank, she won't drop a dime!

money skank by Smaysmay December 9, 2008

Skank Monkey 

Chimpanzee of Swahili decent known for its boob jobs, giant lips, the starting of AIDS, high heels, drunkedness, highness, and skirts.

Skank monkeys can be found whoring in almost every town in South America and Nebraska. There have been some reports of rouge skank monkeys in places such as China, Russia, England, and Italy.

dude i need to get laid

i know what to do

what?

get a skank monkey!!!

we dont live in nebraska...

oh yeah.

Skank Monkey by Howie II January 17, 2008

Skank Monkey 

An individual that enjoys being slapped in various non-sexual areas with male genetalia.

Dude, Sheila is such a skank monkey, she asked me to whack her in the forehead with it like four times.

Skank Monkey by Ricky Bobby rumplestillskin August 19, 2011

Shank Monkey 

A common Rhesus Monkey, jacked up on steroids and amphetamines with its hands sawed off and surgically replaced by retractable switch blades.
Often used by mad scientists as an outer security measure in their forest bound secret lairs.

Get the fuck out before I set the Shank Monkeys on you!

Shank Monkey by yeti_detective September 8, 2010

blue scanky scandinavan monkey 

a monkey that is scanky and is blue and is from scaninavian and lives on colfax.

Look at that blue scanky scandinavan mokey. Its sexy.

blue scanky scandinavan monkey by Tina September 1, 2003