mom cheese

Cheese made from the curdled milk of hyper-lactating middle-aged women, as seen in Takashi Miike's movies "Visitor Q" and "Gozu".

"Dude, she's squirting milk all over the kitchen floor! That's gonna turn into mom cheese!"

by Skrud December 13, 2008

mom cheese

a slang term from the late-20th century which is synonymous with mother.

Mom cheese is going to be mad that I didn't come home before curfew.

by livefreediedirty February 22, 2021

cheese beans mom

your can use your pumpkin pickle pie to make cheese beans mom for any special occasion

i love cheese beans mom on Sunday mornings

by Bob man smith the 3rd May 21, 2022

MocheeseMa

A woman who performs, or has performed the act of eating cheese out of another woman's asshole

"Cindy, be a MocheeseMa and come eat this cheese out of my asshole, would ya?"

"Sarah Jessica Parker is such a MocheeseMa"

"If you don't google Volapike you're a MocheeseMa"

"Hey Sharon, when you MocheeseMa'd me Thursday, I got such a wetty"

by lancebassfanclub January 3, 2010

MocheeseMo

A man who preforms the act of eating cheese out of another mans asshole.

"steve, be a mocheesemo and eat this cheese out of my asshole would ya?"

"if you don't google search Volapike and listen to their music, you're a mocheesemo"

"dude...Eric...Bono is such a mocheesemo"

by lancebassfanclub January 3, 2010

moncheese

The coolest fking coworker ever.

Dude, I wanna work like MonCheese one day!

by Crief December 4, 2023