Miute

Pronounced “my-oot," it is the length of time to surgically remove a torso, which is approximately 3.572 seconds.

"Man my stomach hurts"
"Oh, let me remove your torso for you! It will only take a miute."

by miutefanclub June 6, 2019

Miut

A female acquaintance or girlfriend.

What up Corbs? Is your miut coming tonight?

by Corbluuu July 21, 2007