micelli's 

“Micelli’s” are Italian guys who sport tight white tee shirts with gaudy gold chains. These men also have a ton of grease in their jet-black hair, and talk and act like mobsters. These dudes aren’t your typical Italian guys, as they're dark, and look like they either had some Spanish in them, or some Negro. Term is New York/New Jersey slang and originates from the Tony Danza character from the television show “Who’s the Boss” named Tony Micelli

Donna only dates Micelli's, thought she will fuck with a brother or a Rican dude every now and then!

micelli's by Dan Neiwert(author of Gentleman of Leisure Volume One) May 30, 2006

Shizer Minelli

Shizer Minelli; The act of taking a shit so painstakingly gratifying, the end words from the relieving sigh of passing this hideous monster through the bowels of ones colon, one can't help but utter the phrase. "Shizer Minelli".

"A turd that looks like and feels like a Minelli".

"As I sat on the toilet to let pass A turd, I stood up after cleaning myself to look down at my masterpiece. The monster lay to portray a portrait in the likeness of Liza Minelli", Therefor I gasped and exclaimed, "Shizer Minelli!".

"Shizer Minelli that was A brutal shit."

Shizer Minelli by Aeternus_ February 8, 2009