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Adj. Which is really messed up. Not just like a little concern or whatever but something big. It may also qualify a person, really in trouble, or completetly stoned. Being messed up messed might result from a colossal defeat. It may also lead you to further troubles such as loosing your keys, or even feeling like hanging yourself.
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How could that....????!!! just a football game!
huge laughs You're so messed up messed!
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dressed up messed up 

Wearing and outfit that is horribly put together
Boy ya dressed up messed up, damned You're dressed up messed up,muthafuka ya dressed up messed up

Messed up 

A bad thing, or an unusual thing. Also a really strange thing that’s not necessary.
“Kevin, can you please move your seat towards the very back?,” said Ms. Smith

“Yeah sure, can I sit in the front though since no one sits there and I can see the board better?,” said Kevin.

“No, I’d like you to sit in the back because that way you won’t be near your friends,” said Ms. Smith.

“But why would I sit in the back when I can’t see in the back anyways? Bro that’s just messed up,” said Kevin again.
Messed up by Trinity:) October 30, 2019

Messed up 

Brandon messed up, and now he's dealing with the negative consequences.
Messed up by I_win_ January 29, 2018

Messed Up Monday 

Messed-Up-Monday is a slang term to describe getting drunk on Mondays. Similar to Thirsty Thursdays or Sober Sundays.
Hey do you want to get drunk tonight?

"Sure its Messed Up Mondays, lets get fucked up"
Messed Up Monday by chroine November 9, 2009

messed up 

1.)To be wasted or drunk. (see wasted).
2.)To be beaten up badly.
3.)Something that is strange or weird.
look at that 6 legged freak, that is messed up!
messed up by Mark October 13, 2003

messed up 

1) unjust, lacking fairness, unfortunate
2) describes a situation where someone purposefully does something to complicate the life of someone else
3) in ruins
1) "You're mom won't let you go out of state for college? That's messed up."

2) "You told the teacher that I did it? That's messed up."
messed up by Josue06 December 28, 2005
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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