Melrose Place 

Melrose Place is an American television primetime soap opera that aired on Fox in the United States from July 8, 1992, to May 24, 1999 for seven seasons. The show was created by Darren Star for Fox network and executive produced by Aaron Spelling for Spelling Television. It is the second series in the Beverly Hills, 90210 franchise. The show is set in a small apartment courtyard complex in the West Hollywood district of Los Angeles, where several young individuals reside, each with their own dreams and drives. It was a teen oriented show in the first season, but when short term situations proved unpopular, it was rewritten for adults, and became a sexy, dirty, scandalous soap opera, and pop culture phenomenon for the 1990's.

Person 1- I watched Melrose Place last night.
Person 2- Oh, that show about a drama filled apartment complex from the 90's?
Person 1- You know it.

Melrose Place by MelroseLuva June 19, 2010

Melrose High School 

The dark side of Canberra. A school with full on retards and bogans that sell drugs to the teachers after school. Will wear full Adidas clothing and bash anyone that goes to a different school. Everyone gets pregnant in year 9.

''Oh you see those kids wearing white smoking that grass''
''Yeah, Melrose High School kids''

Melrose High School by Mathew Phoung June 21, 2016

Moloroid 

A long white naked man

Person 1: oh he’s naked
Person 2: oh he must be a moloroid

Moloroid by Henry and bob March 7, 2020

Malty Melromarc 

If a trash can could consume a human and then furthermore exist this piece of trash, Malty Melromarc, is what that is. This is used as an insane insult. Be careful on how you use it.

*Steve punches Fred in the face
Fred: you Malty Melromarc

Malty Melromarc by Aalraei Hughes January 31, 2019

Barry Melrose 

An individual who is constantly living in the past and glorifying in his own ignorance of the here and now.

A man who gets sexually aroused by the houliganism regularly employed by the Philadelphia Flyers.

An empty-headed, big-haired douchbag of mimbo who set the record for the coach who was fired the quickest into an NHL season.

Barry: I remember when people liked me and I was a respected member of the NHL community like it was yesterday. That's because it was yesterday, cause I'm still great and everyone knows it.
Stranger: I do not know who you are or why you are talking to me, but you are currently naked and standing in horseshit.

I didn't think I could get any hornier after that finger-biting Flyers game, but I just watched a bum-fighting video and now I can barely contain myself. I now know how Barry Melrose must feel.

Barry: The Flyers will win the Stanley Cup this year, because they went out and got a bunch of really tough guys.
Expert: You are such a Barry Melrose. Don't you know that the NHL has changed and skilled teams like the Penguins and the Red Wings are now the trend setters.

Barry Melrose by The Fraud Exposer October 12, 2009

melonology 

1. The study of melons

2. The study of guys named Mel.

1. I just failed my Melonology exam...I forgot the six main characteristics of canteloupe!

2. Should I concentrate on Mel Gibson or Mel Brooks for my Melonology dissertation?

melonology by wafflesforlife March 7, 2007

Metro Melrose

Named after the Melrose Fire Department in Melrose New York. A term commonly adopted by the entire Town of Schaghticoke to describe Melrose Fire Department. They are the "Lost Borough" of the FDNY. Also known as "MFDNY".

"Oh christ, here comes Metro Melrose".
"Who called Metro Melrose"
"Someone cancel Metro Melrose"

Metro Melrose by The Lost Borough April 21, 2009