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A phillipino human creature that eats mcdonalds, protein synthesis, and baby cows. And take steroids in between reps. When given alcohol acts beligrant takes off his shirt takes selfies and tells sexual fantasies about his mom.
I was being so melfred last night I took jΓ€gerbombs and took off my shirt and fought a bear, than I took pictures with some fat bitches. And started talking bout my mom blowing me in the back room.
by Hugeargo4321 July 25, 2014
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Very sexy, crazy and looks great without a shirt. Could kick anyones arse. Has often been compared to Bruce Lee. Best boyfriend in the world.
My boyfriend is so wonderful. He is such a Melfred.
by Mmmmmadz July 02, 2018
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