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mega wedgie 

A painful wedgie where the underwear is violently pulled up in sporadic bursts. And when the bully is don't eviscerating their victim's underwear, they hang them up by said underwear. Preferably somewhere where other people could see them, such as the hooks in the locker room or, better, a flagpole.
The school went up to the nerdy freshman and tapped him on the shoulder. He unknowingly turned around and saw in horror that it was the bully. The bully smiled and said "Hey, buddy, I think it's your turn for a MEGA WEDGIE!" As he said that, he reached into the nerd's pants, grabbed his underwear, and yanked up as hard as he could. The nerd was lifted high off the ground. The bully violently jerked the nerd up and down as the nerd, in extreme pain, squirmed around sporadically. "That's enough of that." the bully says, as the nerd thinks the nightmare is over. But the bully once more grabs his underwear, lifts him up, and drags him to the flagpole. "Hey-uh-w-what are y-" he exclaims as he is interrupted by being hoisted high into the air, to the top of the flagpole. The other students see and shout "go, go, go!" as the nerd reaches the top of the flagpole, squirming around in a very painful hanging wedgie. The nerd is only let down the next school day, when the bully brings a new kid there, also being lifted by his underwear. The cycle continues...
mega wedgie by Zeusman676767 August 30, 2016
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026