an unnecessary phrase that precedes a story or a bragging statement.
most often used by people who are trying to sound mysterious/coy/cool, but it simply annoys the person they are talking to.
sometimes followed by "but definitely did" to make the phrase twice as useless.
most often used by people who are trying to sound mysterious/coy/cool, but it simply annoys the person they are talking to.
sometimes followed by "but definitely did" to make the phrase twice as useless.
Nerd: I may or may not have, but definitely did just solve the math problem first.
Normal Person: You're annoying, shut up.
Caitlin: I may or may not have met Miley Cyrus yesterday!
Mike: What do you mean 'may have'? Did you or didn't you?
Caitlin: I did!
Mike: Well you could've just said so.
Normal Person: You're annoying, shut up.
Caitlin: I may or may not have met Miley Cyrus yesterday!
Mike: What do you mean 'may have'? Did you or didn't you?
Caitlin: I did!
Mike: Well you could've just said so.
by Polly Pissed-off-in-Physics November 21, 2011