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matt hoffman

A person who has a irrational love of fish. A wanna-be hipster, but denies otherwise.

Also always needs to be right and his logic is twisted beyond belief.
Me: Did you hear about matt hoffman?
Friend: Do you mean the fish guy?

Me: Yes, he tried debating me on what it's like to be a hipster
Friend: No way!
by Huge_hoff September 28, 2013
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Matt Hofman

Best musician and best sex god great friend and best lover!!!!
He will do any position at any time and within any time limit. He will seduce you with his words and swoon you with his smile. beware Extremly attractive!!!!!!!!
Man that guy was such a matt Hofman!!!
by dennis jontry August 13, 2009
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