mashed pootatoes 

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.

Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."

mashed pootatoes by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010

Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day 

Another name for Thanksgiving. Coined by Tourettes Guy's Dad when everyone brought mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving.

What is this, Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day?

Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day by longsnapper93 December 30, 2010

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes 

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.

Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes by lovelounomatterwhat March 7, 2020

Mashed potatoes

The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.

Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out

Mashed potatoes by Smashpotatoez January 5, 2022

going mashed potatoes 

Going "Mashed Potatoes" on someone is where you perform the act of pulling down your partner's pants, smearing mashed potatoes (any flavor will do) onto their buttocks, and "motorboating" them between the cheeks. If done correctly there will be mashed potatoes strewn about the area where the act had taken place.

Tom: "Check out that girl in the yoga pants", Earl: "Oh yeah, if I had the chance I'd be going mashed potatoes on her all day"

going mashed potatoes by Alberto Chodema March 11, 2014

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes 

When you're so surprised you ascend every other holy moly variation there is

Person 1: Dude I just got the rarest item in the game
Person 2: Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes
Person 1: ew

Holy Moly Macaroni Ravioli Guacamole Chicken Nuggets Dipped In Mashed Potatoes by some urban dictionary user November 14, 2020

These mashed potatoes are so creamy. 

From the movie "While You Were Sleeping". The family sits around the holiday dinner table making inane conversation. This line is used as a response when people are talking about useless information. A similar line from the same scene is, "John Wayne was tall." The line is even more powerful if someone else responds with this line.

Person a: "Justin Beiber was at the mall today."
Person b: "I love him, he is so gorgeous!"
Person c: "These mashed potatoes are so creamy."
Person d: "John Wayne was tall."

These mashed potatoes are so creamy. by janeelizabeth May 31, 2011