marina bitch is what you call your best friend. She will make you laught and is two sided. She’ll probably be baking cookies at 2:00am and make real dirty jokes. She loves the winter and says she’s fat as fuck when’s she’s not.
Friend:MARINA! Bitch I want some of thooose!
Marina bitch:Ok but if I eat one I’ll get diabetes
Friend: ... u skinny af
Marina Bitch: *is shoving cookies in her mouth*
Marina bitch:Ok but if I eat one I’ll get diabetes
Friend: ... u skinny af
Marina Bitch: *is shoving cookies in her mouth*
by -heyimnormajk May 5, 2018
Get the marina bitchmug.