The best horror series on the internet. Full of codes THAT TOOK YEARS TO DECODE. Will make you go deaf. Will give you an epileptic seizure when you don’t even have epilepsy. You will produce so much sweat, you’ll lose at least 50 pounds at the end. You will hate one character, and then ball like a baby when he dies.. (hyperventilation)

You will want to hug one and persuade him he’s not a liar and that totheark is just mean. You will tell one to stay away from high ledges. You will tell one to stay in the others house and to not follow them to Benedict Hall.

You will cry and be depressed at the end.
You will lose more calories and weight by watching Marble Hornets opposed to going to the gym
by StormDuh February 18, 2019
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A rock thrown at the general testicular region.
"Yo, you see Tim got hit with marble hornets in entry 35?!"-Jay
"Yeah, son! It was whack." - The Operator
by tothearkz February 16, 2011
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