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mangled minge 

when you enter the female genitalia that has been so ruffed up from previous visitors it clamps hold of your manhood so tight you cant even get help from your homies you just have to mangle minge threw and take one for the team
hey bro if your looking for fun and your homies are not single and available to mingle just hook up with ginge shes got a real mangled minge just hold on tight if your on top clench on for your life to her her fringe
mangled minge by boris sniffer July 17, 2020
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a verb, it is the acted of getting so drunk you do severely dumb things, not neccessarily a black out, but usually
Dude, last night I got manged and I woke up in the hallway wearing some fat chick's bra as a hat and using the dog's pillow as a blanket.
manged by Mango the mang February 10, 2005
To get rejected by someone of the opposite gender.
Hey, I heard you got manged last night. Sorry to hear about that.
Manged by King Snitz August 27, 2018
Banning from social events and gatherings because of a racially prejudiced view, and denouncement by your piers. Defined by user KoolMang from ubersite.com being banned for being prejudiced towards pretty much everyone.
Dude, you keep sprouin' that anti-semitic bull, you'll get 'Manged.
'Manged by DeathJester October 22, 2004

manged monkey 

manged monkey it is a clean shaved pussy
damn that girls got a manged monkey
manged monkey by bri December 29, 2004

brina's manged monkey 

The tastiest of manged monkeys. No other manged monkey compares to the mangeus monkeus el brinias. Please see manged monkey
After his cigar and brandy, he yelled bring me my brina's manged monkey.
brina's manged monkey by CT January 1, 2005
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