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mafia trunk 

A coupe or sedan trunk that is absurdly large on the inside and deceptively small looking on the outside. A regular car trunk might be able to store a dead body or two, but a mafia trunk must be capable of storing at least 5 dead bodies.

Examples include the trunks on the Nissan Altima, Chevy Impala, and Mazda 3.
You want a Mazda 3? How are you going to get all of your stuff to college in one trip?

No worries, Mom; it's got a mafia trunk.

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You stole a Mazda 3? How are we going to get Joey Malone's crew to the lake before sunrise?

No worries, Boss; it's got a mafia trunk.
mafia trunk by LeafytheGreat June 28, 2011
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Truck Mafia 

A collection of faggots who think liking trucks, lady dippers, rebel flags, and cowboy buttsex are all qualities to make them "country"
Bro, join the truck mafia, we have stickers! YEE YEE dip Skoal where my lady dippers at?
Truck Mafia by sneakerhead03 June 7, 2016