mafia trunk

A coupe or sedan trunk that is absurdly large on the inside and deceptively small looking on the outside. A regular car trunk might be able to store a dead body or two, but a mafia trunk must be capable of storing at least 5 dead bodies.

Examples include the trunks on the Nissan Altima, Chevy Impala, and Mazda 3.

You want a Mazda 3? How are you going to get all of your stuff to college in one trip?

No worries, Mom; it's got a mafia trunk.

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You stole a Mazda 3? How are we going to get Joey Malone's crew to the lake before sunrise?

No worries, Boss; it's got a mafia trunk.

mafia trunk by LeafytheGreat June 28, 2011

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Truck Mafia

A collection of faggots who think liking trucks, lady dippers, rebel flags, and cowboy buttsex are all qualities to make them "country"

Bro, join the truck mafia, we have stickers! YEE YEE dip Skoal where my lady dippers at?

Truck Mafia by sneakerhead03 June 7, 2016

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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