A rite of passage undertaken by all true Alphas. The Maccas Crawl, a custom embedded in history, involves participants travelling to all McDonald's in home state or province. It is an ancient tradition created by the Core Four, the four founding fathers of the sacred ritual. Before undertaking said ritual, it is essential for all participants to start with a quick prayer to the Core Four. Once completed the Maccas Crawl participants will then become true men among boys.
Stevo: Hey bro what you doing in Saturday night?
Gazza: Going in a maccas crawl
Clarence: That's really bent
Gazza: I can smell your virginity from here
Gazza: Going in a maccas crawl
Clarence: That's really bent
Gazza: I can smell your virginity from here
by CoreFour#3 February 20, 2020