Girlfriend: "Wanna come over?"
Boyfriend: "Can't. I'm stuck in traffic."
Girlfriend: "I'm home alone. ;)"
Boyfriend: *Plays "Move Bitch" by Ludacris to max volume while driving over every car in front of them*

I'm Home Alone by Exo Epic February 21, 2015

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Screw you Guys I'm Goin Home

A phrase used when one is a fatass who is sick of his friends and wants to go somwhere else, generally his home.

Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm goin home!

Screw you Guys I'm Goin Home by Boris May 23, 2004

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Screw you guys, I'm going home

The catchphrase that is said by a fatass who wants to go home/is tired of his friends.

Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

Screw you guys, I'm going home by Zuri_Smiler June 21, 2023

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I'm staying home today

Phrase used by people who do not desire to hang out for the day. Often used to avoid offending someone when they already have plans, do not want to hang out with the asker, or really just want to stay home. Often followed by three periods (..) to show false/real remorse.

Friend 1: Hey, wanna go see Yogi Bear?

Friend 2 (to himself): That idea sounds hella stupid
Frined 2: No thanks, I'm staying home today...

I'm staying home today by Vahney_981 December 30, 2010

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