m'homie

m'homie ben

what's up m'homie ben

by m'homie October 28, 2022

honey, I'm home

What a spouse (mainly the husband) happily shouts as they burst through the door after work

Greg: Honey, I'm home! Is dinner ready yet?
Lucy: Not yet, sweetie!

by Broken English August 8, 2017

i'm home alone

Come over. I'm horny.

Me: I'm home alone.
BF: I'll be there in a few.

by tiktakt0k December 2, 2014

I'm Home Alone

Something every girl texts/says to their boyfriend while they're busy.

Girlfriend: "Wanna come over?"
Boyfriend: "Can't. I'm stuck in traffic."
Girlfriend: "I'm home alone. ;)"
Boyfriend: *Plays "Move Bitch" by Ludacris to max volume while driving over every car in front of them*

by Exo Epic February 21, 2015

Screw you Guys I'm Goin Home

A phrase used when one is a fatass who is sick of his friends and wants to go somwhere else, generally his home.

Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm goin home!

by Boris May 23, 2004

Screw you guys, I'm going home

The catchphrase that is said by a fatass who wants to go home/is tired of his friends.

Cartman: "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

by Zuri_Smiler June 21, 2023

I'm staying home today

Phrase used by people who do not desire to hang out for the day. Often used to avoid offending someone when they already have plans, do not want to hang out with the asker, or really just want to stay home. Often followed by three periods (..) to show false/real remorse.

Friend 1: Hey, wanna go see Yogi Bear?

Friend 2 (to himself): That idea sounds hella stupid
Frined 2: No thanks, I'm staying home today...

by Vahney_981 December 30, 2010