A luimarco is a self proclaimed natty bodybuilder who relies on two testies, on a daily, baby please to make sub par gains in the gym. They are typically 40 year old virgins who even though claim to have 2 working testicles they never actually get the chance to use them. They use annoying catch phrases such as: "two testies, baby please!", "bubble gut bonanza", and "anabolic chicken." They also like to rip down others who have a far superior physique than they do. They are an annoying creature.
What do you call someone who is a 40 year old, natural bodybuilder, virgin who has never used their two, natural testicles, to mate with the opposite sex? A luimarco!
by krackerbrldave June 13, 2018