lord levering 

The single greatest economics teacher in existence. He can be scary at times, especially if you're late to class, but he truly just wants his students to succeed.

"I'm really glad our Lord and Savior, Lord Levering, was my economics teacher. I got a 5 on the exam!"

lord levering by cfinch April 26, 2014

leering cunt 

Someone who lusts and obsesses over people they can't have, and don't ever have any chance of having.

See also, wankshaft.

What a leering cunt! He could never have her in a million years!

leering cunt by NotEmo June 4, 2005

Martin Luthering 

(Also: Martin Luthered) Verb. A sexual position where the woman is held against a door and penetrated vigorously. i.e. Nailing her to the door.

"Dude, I was totally Martin Luthering Jennifer last night."

Martin Luthering by R & K December 26, 2007

lockering

The act of being at one's locker.

"Oh man, yesterday before school I saw Andréa lockering."

lockering by Rupert Gehmlich January 24, 2006

Lurkening 

One who both lurks and listens, reading a majority of someone social media posts, but only posting the rare reply.

I didn't think anyone was paying attention to my facebook rants but as it turns out Jessica was lurkening in the background

Lurkening by Pseudogreg September 12, 2011

Lukeing Out 

To Skip out on work early- Often for Improv "reasons"

"Hey Guys, I'm Lukeing out 15 minutes early today. I've got this improv thing I need to be at!!"

Lukeing Out by TwoBear April 28, 2014

Leering Cunt 

A boy who is 18 who should really know better, but in fact acts like an 8 year old. Will be found at the windows of girls he thinks find him a hot stud, at night. Manages to get their email adresses and asks for pictures of them... on their own.

I tell you, he is such a leering cunt, and he won't listen to me. It's like talking to a fucking brick wall.

Leering Cunt by Concerned_Citizen June 4, 2005