1. To invite oneself to places where not welcome

2. To excessively scam unavaible and unacheivable tail

3. The act of having a "gameface" when competing at all times...everything is a competition

4. The ability to benchpress a bison

5. The ability to always right and possess never-ending useless knowledge and trivia

6. The ability to make a chair fit your ass.. perfectly

7. To complain that others are lazy becuase they have a life and don't go to the gym all day

8. To have a canoe on top of your car all year long

9. To brag and idolize ones brother to the point of being creepy

10. To live and die a virgin