a godly entity, origins going back to Manitoba Canada. with powers beyond knowledge of any man combined. it is able to control axolotls. if you evoke their name three times you will awaken him from his endless slumber and he will befriend you, for eternity.
friend #1: "lord oregano!"
friend #2: "shhhh, don't speak his name, nobody can tolerate his friendship!"
friend #1: "oh man i thought you were kidding"
friend #2: "lord oregano is not a joke."
friend #1: "sorry man"
friend #2: " just don't let it happen again"
friend #2: "shhhh, don't speak his name, nobody can tolerate his friendship!"
friend #1: "oh man i thought you were kidding"
friend #2: "lord oregano is not a joke."
friend #1: "sorry man"
friend #2: " just don't let it happen again"
by Godly Salamander November 21, 2019