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log dodger 

A homosexual male who is able to refrain from receiving anal sex.
Wyatt hasn't been plugged by Erik in 3 days. What a log dodger!
log dodger by Dr. Dephallia September 27, 2008

log doggin 

When you are dropping a turd so big you gotta push a little at a time just to get it out with tearing your hole
Dude this shit is tearing my hole, I'm gonna have to start log doggin.
log doggin by Cooter polluter September 15, 2017

Log a Log Day 

Log a Log Day is a National and Bank Holiday in Switzerland and New Jersey. In Switzerland it is celebrated on January 2nd every year while in New Jersey it is celebrated every year on April 10th. Log a Log Day is a day log logging. Logging is another word for pooping. Log a Log Day comes from the phrase 'log a log'. The first log meaning poop and the second log meaning a log you keep, like a journal of logs or poops. Log a Log Day is an important day in many peoples lives and is usually accompanied by a huge feast on the day of celebration.
Guy 1: DUDE, i just logged a HUGE log!
Guy 2: NICE MAN, but its not even Log a Log Day yet.
Guy 1: Yeah I know man, I'll log even harder on January First after our huge New Years meal.
Log a Log Day by np44 January 4, 2012

Log Driver

The log driver is a sexual act that involves a woman or man, lying on their back, with their legs over their head, and spreading their eager buttocks open with their wanting hands. "The logger" then sites on the mN TOans or woman's buttocks, and defecates, or drives a log, in to the man's/woman's cavity.
"I brought John home last night, and he logged drived the shit into me"
OR
"I went out dancing with Rick last night, and then when we got back to my place, we did the Log Driver's Waltz. It was different."
Log Driver by DoubleUp October 10, 2009

Log drop 

Man, that pussy was great last night! I was so relaxed that I accidentally let off a log drop!
Log drop by Emmzee March 24, 2008

1 log down 

having to take a piss
(first originated while camping)
i just drank alot of water and i need to go 1 log down.
1 log down by Don Faith June 11, 2006