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log dodger
log dodger by Dr. Dephallia September 27, 2008
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log'd • log dew • log dodger • log doggin • Log drifter • Log Driver • Log drop • 1 log down • Log a Log Day • logdog
log doggin
When you are dropping a turd so big you gotta push a little at a time just to get it out with tearing your hole
log doggin by Cooter polluter September 15, 2017
Log a Log Day
Log a Log Day is a National and Bank Holiday in Switzerland and New Jersey. In Switzerland it is celebrated on January 2nd every year while in New Jersey it is celebrated every year on April 10th. Log a Log Day is a day log logging. Logging is another word for pooping. Log a Log Day comes from the phrase 'log a log'. The first log meaning poop and the second log meaning a log you keep, like a journal of logs or poops. Log a Log Day is an important day in many peoples lives and is usually accompanied by a huge feast on the day of celebration.
Guy 1: DUDE, i just logged a HUGE log!
Guy 2: NICE MAN, but its not even Log a Log Day yet.
Guy 1: Yeah I know man, I'll log even harder on January First after our huge New Years meal.
Guy 2: NICE MAN, but its not even Log a Log Day yet.
Guy 1: Yeah I know man, I'll log even harder on January First after our huge New Years meal.
Log a Log Day by np44 January 4, 2012
Log Driver
The log driver is a sexual act that involves a woman or man, lying on their back, with their legs over their head, and spreading their eager buttocks open with their wanting hands. "The logger" then sites on the mN TOans or woman's buttocks, and defecates, or drives a log, in to the man's/woman's cavity.
"I brought John home last night, and he logged drived the shit into me"
OR
"I went out dancing with Rick last night, and then when we got back to my place, we did the Log Driver's Waltz. It was different."
OR
"I went out dancing with Rick last night, and then when we got back to my place, we did the Log Driver's Waltz. It was different."
Log Driver by DoubleUp October 10, 2009
Log drop
1 log down
1 log down by Don Faith June 11, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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