locker speak

Locker speak is a language used by high schoolers to annoy their friends and to talk about inappropriate stuff without adults being aware. In locker speak, locker means penis and cheese means vagina. There are about 100 terms in locker speak and more are added every day through a seconding system that only certain people can use. A facebook page compiles all of the words (but the English translations aren't there--you have to figure them out yourself.)

"Is that a staple?"
"Yes. Is that locker speak?"
"Yes. Is that great?"
"I hate you."

"Can iiii locker grip teeth?"
"You need to get laid."

"Did you wake up this morning?"
"Yes..."
"Oh, I didn't know that you were gay!"
"Didn't you wake up?"
"No, but I did peel my potatoes..."

"I'm a srik. Are you a srik?"
"Yeah, I'm a shrik."
"You love Canada?"

by lockerspeak December 9, 2008

Sneaker Licker

A person who irrationally idolizes a sports star; sports idol worshipping, most commonly found in people that prioritize Lebron over relationships with their friends and family, as well as over their own physical health and mental stability.

Nick ignored his family and friends and kept talking only about his thirst for LeBron because he is such a sneaker licker.

by gustavo-sauvo October 12, 2020

Sneaker Licker

A person who irrationally idolizes a sports star; sports idol worshipping, most commonly found in people that prioritize Lebron over relationships with their friends and family, as well as over their own physical health and mental stability.

Nick ignored his family and friends and kept talking only about his thirst for LeBron because he is such a sneaker licker.

by gustavo-sauvo October 12, 2020