A condition (one can have "lobbed balls" in the same way one can have a bad cold) in which the person has not had sex in a long time, but desires it.
Similar to "Blue balls", but usually more severe. Cannot be relieved by masturbation, only with actual sex.
Similar to "Blue balls", but usually more severe. Cannot be relieved by masturbation, only with actual sex.
Jim: What's wrong with Dean? He's being a total douche canoe!
Grant: Oh, don't mind him. His girlfriend's been out of town for the last few weeks, and he has a raging case of lobbed balls.
Jim: Oh, that sucks for him.
Randall: I can't believe my girlfriend broke up with me last month! Everything sucks! I just want her back!
Leo: Now, wait. Is that you talking, or the lobbed balls?
Grant: Oh, don't mind him. His girlfriend's been out of town for the last few weeks, and he has a raging case of lobbed balls.
Jim: Oh, that sucks for him.
Randall: I can't believe my girlfriend broke up with me last month! Everything sucks! I just want her back!
Leo: Now, wait. Is that you talking, or the lobbed balls?
by Chronic Homosexual February 1, 2014