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Person 1: why do termites eat for breakfast?
Person 2: what?
Person 1: Oakmeal
Person 2: lmqo that was dumb.....
LMQO by Bloodmoon15 January 23, 2010
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Laugh,my,queef,off just like lmao but for a girl ( a queef is comes from the other hole when to much air is let into said other hole
Shay said girl he don’t know how to handle all this so I said lmqo
Lmqo by U r m o m I s h o t March 18, 2023
aka lmqao

This term is the equivalent of LOL/lol, but only used exclusively by gay people. "Laughing My Queer Ass Off"
Gay guy #1: I'm a black woman born in a white man's body.

Gay guy #2: That's a man's body???

Gay guy #3: LMQAO!!!
LMQAO by Robrandt May 24, 2006
Laughing my queef of. It is a abbreviation that only girls should use 😳.
lmqo by YT Lawfvl November 6, 2020
LMQO or Laugh My Quintometer Off

1. Something incredibly funny but weird at the same time.
2. Derived from a LMAO typo.
"I just slipped on a banana peel, LMQO!"
"We rock LMQO!"
LMQO by Ryan Schafer, Nova Marletto December 7, 2006
*someone sends you a funny meme*
Your reply: LMQO
LMQO by Chicken nuggey September 6, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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