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Lime Green Ear Wax is a sexually transmitted illness involving infection of the ears.

Reference from Marshall Rodriguez, M.D.

Lime green Ear Wax is caused by the bacteria through unprotected sex.
Lime Green Ear Wax can cause a type of swelling (inflammation) of the ear. Lime green Ear wax and gonorrhea often occur together.
People who are sexually active and those with multiple sexual partners are at highest risk for a lime green ear wax infection.
Different strains of gonorrhea cause genital, eye, ear,lymph node, and respiratory infections.

Difficulty urinating

Painful urination
Lime Green Ear Wax

Burning sensation during urination
Discharge from the penis
Redness, swelling, itching of the opening of the urethra at tip of the penis and ears
Swelling and tenderness of the testicles
The symptoms can appear similar to those of infection with chlamydia, but continue even after after treatment
Dr.-"So what seems to be the problem?"
Patient-"Well Doc theres some lime green ear wax coming out of my ear..."
Dr.-"Sounds like you need to protect yourself"
by Marshall Rodriguez, M.D. June 19, 2014
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