lightbulb tan

A lightbulb tan is a tan gained from spending lots of time under a lightbulb. It usually results in people who are abnormally white. People who have lightbulb tans live in places that are in the middle of nowhere, are usually completely antisocial, and seem to never come out of their bright caves.

Rick: Hey where's Jim?

Bob: He is working on his lightbulb tan.
Rick: That antisocial New Jerseyite.

by that guy888888 December 25, 2010

lightbulbman

He is a lightbulb but as a man and when he see's pantsu he gets "turned on" get it

he is a lightbulb thats a man and he gets turned on by pantsu and he is called LIGHTBULBMAN

by Veazel January 8, 2018