life stock 

A direction and trend of one’s quality of life. This can be in career or personal. It’s a factual vibe. Ones life stock can go up, stay neutral or go down. This is determined by the positives and negatives in life.

That chick got divorced, lost her job and broke out in adult onset acne. Life stock down.

Look at that chick... she’s dating the hottest guy in town. Life stock up.

This real estate market is crap. Can’t find a new house anyway. Life stock neutral.

life stock by Jnems and Cmoney July 13, 2019

Stock Life 

The state of owning or driving a vehicle that consists of only factory parts and has no customization from it’s owner whatsoever

Mechanic Guy: “I just slapped some new shoes on my truck man, how about you? “

Random Dude: “Nah, I’m a Stock Life.”

Stock Life by 12345808 April 30, 2021

Shock of life 

When your eating a girl from behind and you slide your tongue through her taint are and around her butthole giving her a surprise otherwise known as the shock of life

Tyler was eating out Sara and decided to give her the shock of life

Shock of life by Moose51 July 7, 2021

shocker your life 

knowing the outcome of something or an issue.

shocker your life, black people would be eating FRIED CHICKEN!

shocker your life by bryan, chelsea, carrie August 18, 2008

Mount Livestock Academy 

Any core group of uppity, provincial xenophobes, especially in the Arts.

"I know his music sucks, but let's face it, he's tied in with the Mount Livestock Academy of the Performing Arts."

Mount Livestock Academy by Old Chicory January 4, 2010

Livestock 

Farm animals such as goats, pigs, lambs and cows

It is time for the livestock sale.

Livestock by Ffaislife June 30, 2016

tiny livestock 

Another word used to describe crabs of the pubic region.

Dude, I can't stop itching my ballsac! These tiny livestock are on a stampede!

tiny livestock by The maja July 4, 2006