Larker 

A fat person on a scooter you usually see in disneyworld who gets to budge in line and pisses everyone off only because they're 99% body fat.

"Dude I'm so Syked to ride this ride were next."
"I know."

"Shit, look at these larkers."
-7 hours later and 30 larkers later-

"It took 7 hours for them to board..."
I'm sorry riders this ride is permanently shut down because of the 30 deaths we have just encountered
"But the ride never started how'd they die?"
Employee," it collapsed through the tracks."
Guy"damn larkers."

Larker by Younks August 8, 2013

Larker 

Larker is the worlds strongest ship between two Non binary people who met online.

Holy shit, You are such a Larker.

Larker by Bensvodka August 20, 2021

Lucky Lurker 

A slut or prostitute that frequents Indian casinos for her prospects or John's.

So I gave that lucky lurker my room key and when I went back upstairs she was duct taping her pussy open on webcam.

Lucky Lurker by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Lirker 

A music producer from LA who produces nothing but fire.

You hear that dank ass new beat by Lirker? That shit is fire (fire emoji)

Lirker by ImKindaBlack June 19, 2015

Burrow the lurker 

Originating from the StarCraft unit "The Lurker" this phrase has now come to be a euphemism for sexual intercourse or, more specifically, the act of penetration.

Get ready now darling Mike's about to burrow the lurker!

Burrow the lurker by Kånkelberry Finn February 17, 2010

Spring Laker 

A cocktail created in the Beautiful Jersey Shore Town of Spring Lake. It is 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Red Bull, and a splash of Pineapple Juice.

The delicious drink has become synonymous with good times and overall sweetness. The drink is indigenous to the summer although is known to be enjoyed throughout the entire year.

Our bartender has been making some smooth Spring Lakers tonight.

Spring Laker by The gooser June 10, 2010

Larbert high school disease

When ye walk in the larbert high and see big deppresed angus the first stage starts ye start to piss yer pants laughing because she is trying to get her pills out her purse she then cunts it on the floor that's when stage 2 starts ye shite yer self big mr auld walks through and pulls out his 30 mile long dick and pits it in big Angus wile also smoking stardog this is all caught on the cctv he then cunts it and then ye fuck both there bodies down the void and it hits some cunt in a wheelchair causing brain damage

Larbert high school disease is a bastard

Larbert high school disease by rab weisel February 7, 2019