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A very condescending asshole. Who just wants to kill people for a living and not give a shit why. He likes sucking his own cock and pretending like he's ever had sex with a female that doesn't have an infected vagina. He likes to make friends with people that are less powerful than him so that he can always have someone to put down and increase his own self esteem even though people still view him as a giant dick. And... he is most likely going to admit to being gay when he joins the military and want to join a broadway musical.

If you see a lane immediately turn and walk in the opposite direction without making eye contact.
"I cant wait to masturbate when I get home. Then go pick on some little kids to make my self feel better." "Dude, dont be such a lane cook!"
by bhaught98 November 05, 2013
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