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lamp fight

when a group of people meet each other and bring with them their best lamps. they then use the lamps to attack each other. after the fight the lamps are all plugged in and switched on. the lamp with the brightest bulb wins.
" woah i just had a lamp fight and won"
"yeah, was your bulb the brightest"
"yes. and im a badger"
by kirk lizard 3333 January 5, 2009
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lamplighting

Lamplighting is the process of convincing a significant other they are insane or paranoid through the use of technology. Examples include acting completely normal around them, then emailing, texting, and calling and saying jubberish or lies and convince them that they are insane by denying and erasing records of it. This is best done with multiple sources, like multiple people calling from multiple numbers and using different emails and social media accounts.
I like dating crazy chicks, but I can lie with a straight face, so I am lamplighting my current GF.
by m1k3j0n35 September 14, 2017
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lamplight

The place that no one wants to get hit
Person 1: I am going to hit you right in the lamplight.

Person 2: NOT THE LAMPLIGHT!

Person 1: Yes... The lamplight
by Winkler Tinkler June 10, 2016
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Little Lamplight

A group comprised of children who either survive or involve themselves in a world (metaphorically, an online community) where they don't belong.
Man 1: "Dude, it's so weird that kids like to write fanfictions and shit for nsfw communities."
Man 2: "Yeah, it's like that one location in Fallout 3, Little Lamplight"
by SlugPye March 6, 2021
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Lampfight

When you get in an argument with someone because you thought they said lamp, when they actually said lamb. Or versa vise.
Krista was angry because of teh previous lampfight.
by Alex G. July 16, 2008
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The Lamplighter

When a partner takes the entire penis and testicles into their mouth and have their tongue out as well and the partner then pulls on the tongue like a light chain.
That fucking Skanks mouth’s so big she could complete the lamplighter on a horse.
by Droc the Bullx2 December 29, 2022
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Lamplighter

A place where children go to discover their sexual horizons
Taylor went to Lamplighter to find her 50 shades.
by LittleSubs May 9, 2018
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