lamp fight 

when a group of people meet each other and bring with them their best lamps. they then use the lamps to attack each other. after the fight the lamps are all plugged in and switched on. the lamp with the brightest bulb wins.

" woah i just had a lamp fight and won"
"yeah, was your bulb the brightest"
"yes. and im a badger"

lamp fight by kirk lizard 3333 January 5, 2009

lamplighting 

Lamplighting is the process of convincing a significant other they are insane or paranoid through the use of technology. Examples include acting completely normal around them, then emailing, texting, and calling and saying jubberish or lies and convince them that they are insane by denying and erasing records of it. This is best done with multiple sources, like multiple people calling from multiple numbers and using different emails and social media accounts.

I like dating crazy chicks, but I can lie with a straight face, so I am lamplighting my current GF.

lamplighting by m1k3j0n35 September 14, 2017

lamplight 

The place that no one wants to get hit

Person 1: I am going to hit you right in the lamplight.

Person 2: NOT THE LAMPLIGHT!

Person 1: Yes... The lamplight

lamplight by Winkler Tinkler June 10, 2016

Little Lamplight 

A group comprised of children who either survive or involve themselves in a world (metaphorically, an online community) where they don't belong.

Man 1: "Dude, it's so weird that kids like to write fanfictions and shit for nsfw communities."
Man 2: "Yeah, it's like that one location in Fallout 3, Little Lamplight"

Little Lamplight by SlugPye March 6, 2021

Lampfight 

When you get in an argument with someone because you thought they said lamp, when they actually said lamb. Or versa vise.

Krista was angry because of teh previous lampfight.

Lampfight by Alex G. July 16, 2008

The Lamplighter

When a partner takes the entire penis and testicles into their mouth and have their tongue out as well and the partner then pulls on the tongue like a light chain.

That fucking Skanks mouth’s so big she could complete the lamplighter on a horse.

The Lamplighter by Droc the Bullx2 December 29, 2022

Lamplighter 

A place where children go to discover their sexual horizons

Taylor went to Lamplighter to find her 50 shades.

Lamplighter by LittleSubs May 9, 2018