Keeping the doctor away

shoving apple slices up your bum. also referred to as Doing the Newton and Baking a pie

You want to go out to the club tonight?

I can't. I'm keeping the doctor away so I gotta stay close to the john

by Irma Gurd October 3, 2013

A piece of toast a day keeps the doctor away

Eat toast

A piece of toast a day keeps the doctor away

by Chatrad February 26, 2019