KandyCane

The act of a red-headed male with a moustache giving head to another guy. Before ejaculating, the other male pulls his penis out of the cock gobblers mouth and artistically decorates his lover’s moustache with cum, creating a CandyCane pattern aka KandyCane.

Jonnie pulled his cock out of Nic’s mouth and came on his moustache. The texture of Jonnie’s cum mixed with the red haired moustache created an image of a CandyCane; Nic copped a KandyCane.

The plural for KandyCane is KandyCanen. KandyCanen consist of a group of men taking turns smearing their white sauce over a single red headed male’s moustache.

KandyCane by Dr Le June 28, 2010

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Kandypants

Arguably the best holy paladin in the world. Kandypants can be found on the US-Reckoning BG. Don't bother trying to communicate with him, you will be ignored.

Kandypants: Anybody want some free candy?

Leopold: Oh, Pick Me! Pick Me!

Kandypants: Alright, get into my candy van!

Kandypants by mouseturner January 18, 2010

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KandyCane • Kandy man • Kandypants

Kandy man

anything but actual candy it usually has something to do with pedophiles.

Kandy man(baje): hey kids want some candy, it's in my van, which has no windows.
Kids: okay mister, i'll come to your van

Kandy man by The Kandy Klown February 26, 2009

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

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