Jonesied

A term that describes the mental and/or physical paralysis of an individual after consuming marijuana.

“Want another toke mate?”
“No chance mate I’m absolutely jonesied”

by Dankmems69 October 18, 2018

Jonesboro

A college town in the conservative, bible-thumping, gun wielding Delta region of Northeast Arkansas. Located roughly 80 miles west of Memphis, Tennessee. Also known as Jonesboring and Jonesboogie, Rockansas. Made the news in the last decade or so for the "Jonesboro Witch Burnings" and a school shooting.

Jonesboro is a crappy place to live unless you are a right-wing, Southern baptist.

by Glad to be out of there August 27, 2008

jonesboro,

Jonesboro is in clayton county. the main hoods in jonesboro are tara blvd, valley hill, and oak run
the main entertainment for teens is "Da Clubhouse" on Tara Blvd
Has alot of dope boys and crazy people
real talk

The realest place in Clay Co is Jonesboro, most drug activity in relation to its size
second only to "Riverdale"

by D. Moni April 15, 2008

Jonesborough Pig Trough

When a group of drunks shit in Boonie’s pool then Boonie’s take a bath in it after !

Boonie is ready for his Jonesborough Pig Trough.

by Bobby’s Diaper Rash April 21, 2021

Jonesborough

The oldest town in Tennessee. Located in N.E right outside from Johnson city, about an hour and a half from Knoxville. Known for the storytelling festival. Many events go on down town. Surrounded by Johnson City, Erwin, and Elizabethton. Personal advice: Do not go to the Black Olive.

Person A: "Hey wanna go to the storytelling festival this weekend?"

Person B: "Yeah isn't that in downtown Jonesborough?"

by richard monger October 16, 2018

jonesdidilyownsing

Ned Flanders way of saying "Jonesing"

"I hate to see tod jonesdidilyownsing"

by Penny89 September 25, 2009

Jonesboro

A city south of Atlanta, Ga, within Clayton County. It is the place that "Gone with the Wind" was supposed to have been set, so everything is called Tara.
The city is now a complete shit-hole.

Oh my God, your moving to Jonesboro? Do you own a gun?

by Bolt Vanderhuge November 14, 2011