Jonesied
A term that describes the mental and/or physical paralysis of an individual after consuming marijuana.
Jonesied by Dankmems69 October 18, 2018
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Jonesboro
A college town in the conservative, bible-thumping, gun wielding Delta region of Northeast Arkansas. Located roughly 80 miles west of Memphis, Tennessee. Also known as Jonesboring and Jonesboogie, Rockansas. Made the news in the last decade or so for the "Jonesboro Witch Burnings" and a school shooting.
Jonesboro by Glad to be out of there August 27, 2008
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Jonesboro is in clayton county. the main hoods in jonesboro are tara blvd, valley hill, and oak run
the main entertainment for teens is "Da Clubhouse" on Tara Blvd
Has alot of dope boys and crazy people
real talk
the main entertainment for teens is "Da Clubhouse" on Tara Blvd
Has alot of dope boys and crazy people
real talk
The realest place in Clay Co is Jonesboro, most drug activity in relation to its size
second only to "Riverdale"
second only to "Riverdale"
jonesboro, by D. Moni April 15, 2008
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Jonesborough Pig Trough by Bobby’s Diaper Rash April 21, 2021
Jonesborough
The oldest town in Tennessee. Located in N.E right outside from Johnson city, about an hour and a half from Knoxville. Known for the storytelling festival. Many events go on down town. Surrounded by Johnson City, Erwin, and Elizabethton. Personal advice: Do not go to the Black Olive.
Person A: "Hey wanna go to the storytelling festival this weekend?"
Person B: "Yeah isn't that in downtown Jonesborough?"
Person B: "Yeah isn't that in downtown Jonesborough?"
Jonesborough by richard monger October 16, 2018
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jonesdidilyownsing by Penny89 September 25, 2009
Jonesboro
A city south of Atlanta, Ga, within Clayton County. It is the place that "Gone with the Wind" was supposed to have been set, so everything is called Tara.
The city is now a complete shit-hole.
The city is now a complete shit-hole.
Jonesboro by Bolt Vanderhuge November 14, 2011
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