Jockism 

A wonderful religion circulating our frälsare Jockiboi.

It all started when Jocke offrade his child Lunabelle in the staircase to represent our hardships as humans and to forgive us for our sins, this historious moment led to a wonderful tradition where the last sunday every month we offrar a child in the stairs.

you coming to our jocki' study this sunday?

sawry mahn, i gotta go mash potatoes for our jockism family prayer.

Jockism by En frälsare February 3, 2021

Jockism 

The Jockism is a newly founded religion that is believed to have taken it’s form and gaining followers in late 2020 and the beginning of year 2021. The Jockism has been referred to as a cult, but it’s members agree that it is a very sacred and holy religion. There are different ways to participate in the religion, but a tradition is sacrificing young children to a set of stairs on the last Sunday of every month. This tradition can be interpreted in different ways, some take it more literally than others. There have been instances of real children getting thrown down stairs, but it is also a common practice to throw dolls. This tradition arises when God himself, Jocki, threw his own child down the stairs to show this loyalty to his followers. If Jocki is willing to sacrifice his first born for his people, the people should be willing to sacrifice for him as well. This is also a way for people to be forgiven for their sins.

There is the tradition of drinking Coca Cola Zero. The Coca Cola Zero is also often used in praying rituals. In the praying rituals the followers do not only pray to Jocki, they also pray to his wife “Tomtemor”. Tomtemor is a love symbol in Jockism and a symbol of fertility and luck. While Jocki is a symbol of strength and guidance.

The last but the most exciting tradition is the ritual of pranks. Before Jocki became God of humanity, he was the God of pranks. Therefore it is very common to prank in the name of Jocki to honor him.

Is your sister ready to be sacrificed on Sunday?

- Hell yeah, Jocki will be so proud! I love Jockism!

Jockism by JockiLover69 March 1, 2021

Jockism 

An amazing religion when we obey the lord Jockiboi. One of the traditions are on February the 27th. We celebrate by drinking coca cola zero and watching jockiboi. Jockiboi can show himself in two shapes. As Jockiboi and as Joakim Lundell. Jockism is a new religion. When you are bad you go to Tylösand instead of hell.

Hey! Are you in the new religion? Its called Jockism.

Jockism by MoldyVoldy March 5, 2021

Jockismen 

A religion with the god as Joakim Lundell, Aka Jocki. With the savior as his daughter Lunabell which he dropped in the stairs also known as bellatrixpillow. AMEN

I belive in Jockismen

Jockismen by Halvdraken February 28, 2022

jockotism 

Jocks hiring other jocks for positions they don't deserve.

Dude 1: How come Doug promoted Joe to SVP of Int'l sales. He can't do that job better than Paul.

Dude 2: Jockotism man - he played ball ten years after Doug at the U.

jockotism by W M Sim January 2, 2008