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After having coitus with a woman who is menstruating, one pulls out before orgasm, wipes the red vaginal discharge on her face while ejaculating resulting in a pattern that resembles a jelly swirl.
Hey babe, I know you don't want to have sex because you're on the rag, but if we do I'll make a jelly swirl!
by clirtmurf October 26, 2011
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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