jack turd

this phrase jack turd means that something is either: 1. rubbish
2. nothing like the phrase jack shit

1. that film was jack turd
2. person 1: what you doing today.
person 2: jack turd

by mctoenail flop May 27, 2009

jackturd

A turd so long and firm that when it reaches the bottom of the toilet it starts to lift you off the seat, similar to a car jack.

My jackturd was so big I hit my head on the ceiling.

by MasterTurder May 21, 2021