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An idiot, jerk et al

Also: jamokie
I nearly got into an accident today because some jamokey cut me off.
Jamokey by Gman's Momma February 17, 2009
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A rare alternative form of the word "Joker".

Note: To be used only by a person who currantly has a coffee cake in his mouth.
Person A: "I am sick and tired of listening to people complain about being called fatties, dummies, boozers, losers, winos, tubbos, tokers, smokers and jamokers. Whatever the hell jamokers means."

Person B: "I was actually saying jokers, and I had coffee cake in my mouth."
Jamoker by Marco Vitaly September 13, 2007
A derogatory term used to describe a lazy assed, good-for-nothing, spoon
"Hey, there's Tim, the jamoke."
Jamoke by reverse apache master March 17, 2009
Look at that jamoke, he tripped over his own feet.
jamoke by Jabroni Taylor September 16, 2003
less offensive way of saying jerk.
Victor don't be such a jahmoke
jahmoke by T.I.T.O n Pebbles May 16, 2009
A clumsy loser incapable of performing normal human tasks
Dude that was a jamoke move
Jamoke by Jmoneysavage749 August 7, 2019
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