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Joo
Name of the popular pornstar with massive nipples. Capable of lactating at will.
When I squeeze my nipples just a tad, milk squirts out.
The Joo owns you.
Elfshopper.
by Charlie March 12, 2005
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joos
Someone who is very stingy (often associate with the connotation of being a jew).
After segal called "not it" for driving, everyone responded with a hearty "joos!"
by kramebang January 17, 2005
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joo
Internet slang term for you, seen commonly in Counter-Strike.
Joo next, biatch!
by rezzix November 14, 2002
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Joo
A Joo is any fake person of Jewish decent that is Jewish when it is only convient, usually to get out of class's or to get more gifts around holidays. (Passover, Hanukah, any other Jewish holiday). These people also preach on those day and sport their token Star of David symbol.
Natalie Lynn the biggest Joo From Bloomsburg High School
by BIznatch311 April 12, 2006
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J-O-O
A person of Jewish descent. The term is used when in public and it's not appropriate to spell or say J-E-W.
That bastard ripped me off, what a J-O-O.
by Sha Grif Grif September 24, 2003
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joo
A jewish man's semen/love fluid/manjuice, AKA "GOO"

Jew + Goo = JOO
I'd give that girl a white coat (see white coat) with my joo
by Albert11 February 13, 2008
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joo
Another way of saying Jew just without the racist part.
Joo was created after the word "Jew" was used to much...eventually someone who was a Jew being called a Jew didn't seem much of a name calling. So to make it less Jewish the word became "joo."

Dude, your a joo.
by Stewcool November 13, 2007
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