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every time an Italian guy needs to over exaggerate (says “Louie I’ve had it up to” *lifts hand to hat* “here with you”) I think that this hat will attract many Italian families, Italians being my target market because they don’t want their father not looking as emotional compared to other Italian couples/families and hopefully the mafia
hey did u see mario's new italian hat
by tr411y94m35 April 22, 2016
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Italian Escape Hatch

All cars since 2001 have had a trunk emergency release (located inside of the trunk). This has prevented mafia types, hit men, etc. from using newer cars when kidnapping victims.
Joey owed like 6 dimes to Vinny's crew, so they picked him up and shoved him in the trunk. Lucky for him, the numbnuts didn't realize their car had an Italian escape hatch, and he busted out of there at the first stop sign.
by tripmobius February 12, 2025
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