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The most obnoxious, self centered bitch anyone will ever encounter. Irlaines are gold-diggers and use others for their own benefit. They feel as if they can do whatever they want but others can't. Sleazy, whore-bag, but at times can be dependable. When you're down she will be there for you but only until she gets bored and asks for attention. If you meet an Irlaine run, run, run away as fast as you can!
GF: "That's all you got me for Christmas?! A scarf, gloves, and a sweater?!"
* What an Irlaine! I paid her damn bills this month!*
by Anieba December 28, 2011
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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