ice cream daddy

A man who will buy you ice cream whenever you want it. A man who won’t judge you for being thick, he actually likes you *because* you’re thick. This man is usually very sweet and a little but naughty. If you find a man like this, don’t let him go.

‘How are things with Brandon?’

‘Omg, so good. I just realized this week that he’s an ice cream daddy.’

‘Holy shit. Do you think you’ll get married?’