iFreudian slip 

When your iPhone or other on-screen keyboard mistakes what you are trying to type, possibly revealing your subconscious emotions.

A: I got your email, but what do you mean by "Pet me now!"?

B: WHAT? Oh, I was trying to write "Let me know!" iFreudian slip.

A: You mean to tell me you secretly want me to pet you?

B: No... what are you talking about? It was my keyboard.

A: But that's what a Freudian slip is: you unintentionally say something that reveals your true emotions.

B: Yeah but I said *i*Freudian slip.

A: What?

B: *i*Freudian slip. Look it up on urban dictionary.

A: ...

You're an idiot.

iFreudian slip by penis-pop September 5, 2010

Freudian slip

A slip of the tongue in which a word that the speaker was subconsciously thinking about is substituted for the one that he or she meant to say.

"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex... uh... setbacks." -A Freudian slip by President George H.W. Bush

Freudian slip by Jario777 June 1, 2009

Freudian slip

A Freudian slip, named after famous psycho-analyst Sigmund Freud, is when one is speaking, and accidentally inserts a word on one's subconcious mind in place of another penis.

"Amy, please pass the wild bisexual sado-masochistic sex orgy."

Freudian slip by Chaplin Sinatra Fonzarelli Aurochs Kang Curlylocks EnglishPigDog64 December 4, 2004

Freudian slip

It's when you say one thing, but mean your mother.

A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?'

"But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life.'"

Freudian slip by chipperspragish October 30, 2003

Freudian slip

1. A verbal or written flub-up in which one says what one really meant, rather than what one meant to say, by accidentally adding or subtracting a word or substituting a similar word that means something that indicates what one really thinks. The phenomenon is named after Sigmund Freud, who first described it.

2. Sigmund Freud in exhibitionistic drag.

1. I didn't mean to say the math teacher was fat. It was only a Freudian slip that I said her triangle had a hippopotamus when I meant to say hypotenuse.

2. No RL example known. If you do see it, snap that Kodak moment and post it.

Freudian slip by Downstrike April 8, 2006

Freudian Slip

A typo, misspelling, or slip of the tongue of which is thought to reveal a hidden subconscious emotion.

Examples of a Freudian Slip:

Typo: I like Dick. (I like Rick)
Misspelling: I wish you were her. (I wish you were here)
Slip of the tongue: *Gets slapped by his wife* "Cow!" (Ow!)

Freudian Slip by ArrantlyArrant March 7, 2010

Freudian Slip

A Freudian Slip (named after the iconic psychologist Sigmund Freud) Is when you mean to say one thing but instead say y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶m̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ another, thus reveling your true thoughts or intentions.

"You bitch, you ruined my life"
"What did you say?"
"Sorry, Freudian Slip"

Freudian Slip by MikeyBthehuman February 9, 2015