hydrology system 

deep conditioning of jizz in your hair deprived from your male partner when making a home porn video!

"Cindey loves my hydrology system!" says her paper boy tommy

hydrology system by vikky August 6, 2003

hyetology 

very cool tik toker on tik tok that I’m mutual s with yes hashtag hyetology for lyfe

Person A: @hyetology is a cool person
Person B: what who the hell even is that

Person A: *beats up person B and eats them up*

hyetology by tologhye October 3, 2021

hydrolock 

A very bad condition where too much water gets into the cylinders of and engine. It causes massive damage as water does compress as easily as gasoline.

My friend drove through a puddle and hydrolocked his engine.

hydrolock by TheMute1 July 27, 2004

Horology connoisseur 

A self proclaimed "horology connoisseur" is most likely a snobbish watch enthusiast. He is not necessarily rich, but he most likely is. It's a rare encounter in real life since he is mostly keeps his opinions on the internet, where he makes sure to remain anonymous.

Distinctive behaviors are :

1) telling people about his superior taste on anything and everything

2) showing off his watch collection that mostly contains watches other "Horology connoisseurs" consider respectable

3) bashing on other people's choices of watch, dress code and lifestyle
4) getting really personal with anybody who dares to call him out for his bullshit

How to recognize a "Horology connoisseur" without any interaction (really, just stay away)

1) His Facebook profile is secondary, a profile he made especially for the Facebook groups he is a member of. This is him making sure the people he insults won't destroy his life by showing his boss or wife the douchebag that he is.

2) He uses as a Facebook profile picture a $200k watch only he and 5 other "horology connoisseurs" know or care about. Other pictures in his gallery might consist of scenery from that time he went to Switzerland.

3) His friends consist of other "Horology connoisseurs" ( and only Horology connoisseurs) you might know of ( and hate seeing everywhere)

4) He mostly comments on posts that contain watches or brands he likes to bash on.

Lololol, why did you even buy this?! As a real horology connoisseur, I can't see my self wearing this peace of crap. *tags his friends *

Horology connoisseur by toldyou55 October 18, 2017

hydrologic 

combining water and logic into a form of sulfuric bullshit.

robots use hydrologic to turn water into a program!

hydrologic by evangs March 30, 2009

Hydroboggled

The point at which you become so Piss drunk that you are unable to speak. The audible deployment of sounds no longer resemble that of any language known to mankind.

After fifteen shots of tequila, the bartender realized he was hydroboggled and needed to be cut off.

Hydroboggled by Underacheiver28 August 31, 2016

Hairology 

Per "Glee" it is a way to intimidate competition with wild hair and wild dance with no regard to talent.

"Southwest High School just creamed us in the glee club nationals...but it was all due to their hairology. They can't even sing!"

Hairology by DeviantNic November 26, 2009