Nauseatingly nice statements made during a breakup, intended as a last ditch effort by the person being broken up with as a "hail mary" to save the relationship, but interpreted as way too extra by the person initiating the breakup.
As he sat across from me on the couch saying his final hurl mary, I popped an alka seltzer and gave him the boot.
by kasia99 April 2, 2019