human cockroach

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A malicious individual who creates negative energy, irrespective of whether it's given negative energy. The Human Cockroach is never true to themselves which makes them as fake as a body implant. The Human Cockroach tends to be liars, opportunist, ego centric, deceivers, manipulators, not trust worthy and they always have a motive for everything In summary is just *pest*...like its counterpart in the animal kingdom

Fake individuals opposite of good who walk on the planet Earth - Human Cockroach

human cockroach by AmazinGracex October 7, 2016

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Human Cockroach

Any person who can survive unimaginable amounts of trauma (inflicted by others, and self inflicted). In other words, a total badass. The human cockroach can survive in the harshest of environments, just like the cockroach insect.

-side note, the Human Cockroach may have an obsession with cockroaches. Either because those bugs are his spirit animal, or because cockroach has the word cock in it. Yep, he’s into cock and roaches...

Guy A. “Who’s that weird looking dude?”

Guy B. “Oh, thats Jeff, hes a human cockroach, the guy has been in so many car crashes, I’m surprised he’s still alive. Also, he loves cock and roaches!”

Guy A. Well... to each his own I guess..., what a weirdo...”

Human Cockroach by st31n3r December 17, 2021

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026