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I figured out how to be a liberal by reading this stuff. Here’s the trick.

1. Make outrageous claims.

2. Don’t attempt to back up said claims with any kind of evidence.

3. Don’t offer any type of specific solutions to anything, only speak in generalities (again without evidence).

4. Label any criticism of your ideas (or lack thereof) as bigoted, racist, fascist, hateful, out of bounds, no fairsies, or do-over.

5. Blame failure to get elected on the things in #4.
I wrote the page on how to become a liberal
by Fuck michael moore July 09, 2006
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