Hot fish smoothie

When a woman has a fermented vaginal infection, oozing out a warm, stinky substance

Aidan: Bro, this girl I was with last night had the worst hot fish smoothie
Wilson: What the hell is a hot fish smoothie?
Aidan: Ya know, when her cooch is all warm and stinky and sticky

by HotFishSmoothie April 13, 2021

Hatfish

A person who wears a hat to hide their 5-fish-head

Matilda is such a hatfish, I hadn't ever seen her with her hat off but when she did finally take it off it really wasn't good.

by PlzDntKilMeh July 26, 2021

hotdish

Minnesotan for casserole, almost always combining cream of something soup and canned vegetables with a significant source of starch (e.g. noodles, tater tots). Mystery meat and French fried onions might be included if you're having a good day. Nothing to do with a hot chick.

Hey Ole, did you catch the tater tot hotdish special down at the cafe? Heckuva deal.

by Scandochick November 9, 2008

hatfishing

When someone on a dating site wears a hat in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they are bald.

This guy is wearing either a cowboy hat or a bandana in every picture. I think he is hatfishing me. He said to send a selfie so I texted him a picture of Betty White.

by TheDarkKnightLight August 8, 2017

Hatfish

A guy who looks completely different (sexy) while wearing a hat or cap. When they take it off its a totally different story!

He was cute, until he took his hat off, he's a hatfish!

by Manda Clark May 24, 2014

hot fish cold fish

The way to describe the behavior of a bi-polar lover. Traditionally used when a great date with said individual is followed by an extremely bad or awkward date.

Joel: hey how was your date last night, you were really excited?

Brian: horrible we had a great time last week but last night she spent the whole date texting.

Joel: she is a total hot fish cold fish... get out now.

by Vincent84 October 5, 2009

Minnesota Hotdish

When you take whatever the hell you want, mix it with cream of whatever soup, and proceed to put it in a pan and bake it.

Minnesotan 1: We made some good old fashioned Minnesota Hotdish yesterday.

Minnesotan 2: With what?

by onlineidiot1994 May 28, 2009